Corkies. That is what we are all here for today and it's
certainly why I'm writing today. Last week I promised you 'The
Pickle Song' and I'm not known as a girl who doesn't go through with
her promises. Ok, I'll set the scene. Singing:
All: So, don't put pickle on my burger.
Cause it reminds me of my girl..irl..irl...irl. Don't put pickle on my burger
Cause if you do, I think I'm gonna hurl.
Bye bye now,Spronks.
I'm guessing that 'The Pickle Song' is relatively new since the
first I heard of it was last year. The guys sung it one three shows
'Midday', 'Comic Box' and 'Hey Hey it's Saturday'. What I am about
to transcribe to you is a sort of collection if you will of all
three. And here, for your viewing pleasure, is 'The Pickle Song'.
Phil: The song we'd like to play for you now is a song that comes
from a time period they named the 50s. Now, the 50s as you all
remember was a time when everything seemed to remind you of your girl.
Sean and Greg: That's very true.
Phil: For instance - Your Mom and Dad.
Sean and Greg: Your girl
Phil: A chocolate milkshake.
Sean and Greg: Your girl
Phil: The drive-in movies.
Sean and Greg: Woo, your girl.
Phil: A bald man with no eyebrows dancing naked on some broken glass
screaming 'I've got Harvey Keitel up my ass! And he really means it!'
Sean and Greg: (confused pause) Your girl, I guess.
Phil: Your girl.
Sean and Greg: Your girl.
Phil: That's right fellas, sometimes even your girl seems to remind
you of your girl.
Sean: We drove into the drive in
It was about a quarter past ten. We were just a cruise-a-hu-a-sing
We were about to go a crui-a-sing again. She had to go to the little girls room.
She took the key, that was hung by the door
Then I heard that pickle truck tyres screeching
And I never saw my girlfriend anymore AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All: So don't put pickle on my burger.
Cause it reminds me of my girl..irl...irl...irlDon't put pickle on my burger
Cause if you do, I think I'm gonna hurl.
Sean: You can give me ketchup,
You can give me mustard if you wanted to.
You can give me a slice of meat from a dead monkey's thigh,
Or a big piece of cherry custard if you wanted to
You can give me two naked farmers wrestling in a pit with a wild
hound licking them saying 'ooohhhh, I love turnip'.But, what ever you do....
All: Don't put pickle on my burger
Cause it reminds me of my girl...irl..irl...irl. Don't put pickle on my burger
Cause if you do, I think I'm going to huuuuurrrrrlllllllllllll.
Indeed. Fine song there from the Corkies I think you'll agree.
That's about it for this week. I'll be back next week
with....um.....actually, I havn't worked that out yet, but no doubt
it'll be of some interest.
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