Anyway, this week you lucky Corky fans get to read 'I'm the only 
Gay Eskimo - The Blue Version'.  Now, what you are about to read 
departs somewhat from the original version of 'Gay Eskimo' that we 
have all come to know and love.  And, because of this, I'd like to 
now issue a couple of warnings:  
a)  A content warning:  The following is quite sexually explicit (and 
I wouldn't have it any other way) 
      Bit o' background:  This version was sung at 'Cheeseshop Live' 
during the 1997 Melbourne International Comedy Festival by Corkies 
and an assortment of other comedians.  Whether you recognise these 
comedians is irrelevant.  Let's face it, we're all here to read about 
Corky and the Juice Pigs.  But, for the record, the other comedians 
in question are brilliant in their own right.  No, really, they are. 
      'The Only Gay Eskimo- The Blue Version' was televised on Channel 
31 and I take no responsibility for how...um...intoxicated Phil, 
Greg, Sean and all concerned were on the night this was taped.  
and....
b) A health warning:  Laughing too hard has been kown to make 
people spontaniously combust.
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