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PANTS:

Not done

CIRCUS FREAKS:

E5 - G5 - F#5 - F5

(The whole song uses this same riff repeated endlessly.)

Well, my mother was a mule
and my father was a squirrel
my sister's a boy,
and I am a girl

Circus Freaks (repeat 1)
Yeah!
Circus Freaks (repeat 1)

My mother was a bearded women
and my father was a bearded man,
he never made much money.

Circus Freaks (repeat 1)
Yeah!
Circus Freaks (repeat 1)

My wife is a lobster,
and my daughter is a snail
I melted butter,
and they got scared

Circus Freaks (repeat 1)
Yeah!
Circus Freaks (repeat 1)

DOLPHIN BOY

G / Em / G /Em
G Em
He lived by the sea
C D
The Dolphin Boy
G Em
And he loved the dolphins that swam so free
C D
The Dolphin Boy
G Em
He was at one with the ocean
C D
The dolphins he loved with devotion
G Em
And he could not hide his emotion
C D7 G Ab
The Dolphin Boy
Ab Fm7
So he abandoned the land up above
Db Eb7
The Dolphin Boy
Ab Fm7
So he could be with the mammals he loved
Db Eb7
The Dolphin Boy
Ab Fm7
He was fulfilled in heart and mind
Db Eb7
He was at one with all dolphin kind
Ab Fm7
And he knew God's greater design
Yes!
Db Eb7 Ab A
The Dolphin Boy
A F#m7
Then he was hit by a boat
D E7
The Dolphin Boy
A F#m7
He was torn wide open from groin to throat
D E7
The Dolphin Boy
A F#m7
He said to the dolphins, "Please help me."
D E7
The dolphins said simply, "Ee! Ee! Ee!"
A F#m7
And they nibbled the pieces as they drifted free
D E7 A
Goodbye to Dolphin Boy
Bm7 E7 A
So long to Dolphin Boy

CHRISTMAS DREAMS

C G
Christmas dreams
F G C
And drunken alibis to you
C G
I can't believe
F G G7
I danced with naked with the turkey
C G F
I got stuffing everywhere
Fmaj7 G C
I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair
G F
And I'm sorry I shot your dog
Fmaj7 G C
But at the time my mind was in a fog

(2nd verse same as above)
I went and poured the punch
Then I had a cup of rosy wine
Guess I had a drop to much
'Cause when I woke up I was dizzy and blind
Wish I hadn't burned your house to the ground
But the Christmas season always gets me down
So darlin' if you're free in the new year
Maybe we could go out for a beer
C G
Christmas dreams
F G C
And drunken alibies to you.

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