GAY ESKIMO


Hey people,
Yes, second week in and still going strong. 'What has that crazy Aussie girl got for us this week' you may well ask? Or you may not. But I don't particularly care, because you're gonna get some Corkies anyway. Geez, I'm a heartless wench.

Anyway, this week you lucky Corky fans get to read 'I'm the only Gay Eskimo - The Blue Version'. Now, what you are about to read departs somewhat from the original version of 'Gay Eskimo' that we have all come to know and love. And, because of this, I'd like to now issue a couple of warnings:

a) A content warning: The following is quite sexually explicit (and I wouldn't have it any other way)
and....
b) A health warning: Laughing too hard has been kown to make people spontaniously combust.

Bit o' background: This version was sung at 'Cheeseshop Live' during the 1997 Melbourne International Comedy Festival by Corkies and an assortment of other comedians. Whether you recognise these comedians is irrelevant. Let's face it, we're all here to read about Corky and the Juice Pigs. But, for the record, the other comedians in question are brilliant in their own right. No, really, they are.

'The Only Gay Eskimo- The Blue Version' was televised on Channel 31 and I take no responsibility for how...um...intoxicated Phil, Greg, Sean and all concerned were on the night this was taped.


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